Cat Ipsum
I was looking for an ipso lorem generator for testing the web site and came across this one: Cat Ipsum. The results were so funny I didn’t have the heart to delete it…
Human give me attention meow. Spread kitty litter all over house and sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not, purrrrrr run outside as soon as door open. Intently stare at the same spot have secret plans lick butt and make a weird face for stand in front of the computer screen, but kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff yet you call this cat food?. Asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water plays league of legends unwrap toilet paper chase laser so plan steps for world domination or make meme, make cute face. Lies down meow meow to be let in.
Kitty scratches couch bad kitty has closed eyes but still sees you or kitty power! and give attitude, for step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle tuxedo cats always looking dapper jump off balcony, onto stranger’s head. Get video posted to internet for chasing red dot chase laser. Cat is love, cat is life rub face on everything. Scratch the box meowing non stop for food chase after silly colored fish toys around the house, shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens need to chase tail cat snacks. Chirp at birds. Paw at your fat belly vommit food and eat it again. Poop on grasses attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter destroy the blinds for destroy couch, so destroy couch as revenge yet knock over christmas tree. Hopped up on catnip mew so lies down . Rub face on everything run in circles, for gnaw the corn cob mrow. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish loves cheeseburgers yet cats go for world domination so use lap as chair leave dead animals as gifts.